Jason lives in east-central Iowa with his loving wife and two adorable daughters (one of which has only had her adorableness confirmed through some rather blurry ultrasound pictures). He spends his work hours in a cubicle, and is happy to report that the florescent lights and gaping maw of corporate America have yet to suck his soul dry. Hobbies include reading science-fiction, changing diapers, and learning how stupid he is through lecturing his wife on the ways of the world until he realizes how ridiculous the things coming out of his mouth really are.